Howdy Pardners.....It's "Red Carpet Roundup" Time!

Howdy folks..........it's Saturday mornin' and the sun is a-shinin'. That means it's time for a little of what we like to call "Red Carpet Roundup." Basically, it's just a visual sampling(with a few choice comments thrown in....)of some of the more interesting celebrity photos from the past week. Here we go........... OK....Lindsay, we get it. You're a Peace-Loving Goth Girl this week who likes to show off her bra and very large belly-button. You go girl! But excuse me......didn't you once say you were tired of the party girl image....you really want to be taken seriously as an actress? Hmmmm.......you might want to rethink borrowing Courtney Love's castoffs..........just a suggestion, OK............ Tori, I guess we're happy for you this week. We know you've been through some rough times these past few years. Let's see, you met the man of your dreams and got married in a huge fantasy wedding at your beloved parents huge Hollywood estate(Yay), fast-forward a little.....you get a TV movie role(Yay), you fall in love with another man of your dreams who happens to be your co-star(Yay?), that man is already married -- with one kid and another one on the way(Boo), you and your new dream man each leave your spouses(Yay?), Daddy and Mommy are not so happy with you -- the first wedding ain't even paid off yet!(Boo), Tori and dream man Dean decide to get married....then super sadness, the beloved Aaron Spelling falls ill and passes away, before Tori could make peace. To sum it all up....Mom Candy is pissed, Tori is pretty much left out of the will, Tori and Dean go ahead and get married, Brother Randy Spelling is still telling people he is an actor("Hey...I was the 11th lead on Beverly Hills 90210 !")and now little Tori is preggers. In fact, she was quoted this week as saying her new husband loves hockey.....so they hope to eventually have enough kids for a hockey team! Way to go Tori..........obviously, the past few years prove that you have the infamous Spelling love of drama and excess. With our congratulations, we just want to add one more little thing -- this brown, paisley, maternity romper short-set that you've got goin' on.....with the Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farms pigtail action......? You might want to try a different maternity clothing direction. How do I say this sweetly? It's dorky. You look goofy and it's a little scary to boot. A fashion tip: If you are getting ready to have a child.....it's best not to dress like one. Also, and please listen carefully.....this is important. Your current dream man Dean....he already left one pregnant wife. We suggest you try not to give him any reasons to do it again. Good luck with that.