Celebrity Style Intervention

It's the weekend, so it's time for something fun and frivolous.........something I like to call........Celebrity Style Intervention. Ya know, this is Rehab after all! Today I will be staging an intervention on a celebrity who has been "around the block" a few times. She isn't part of young Hollywood anymore, but she isn't necessarily old either.....just seasoned a little. In her heyday, she was actually quite beautiful, and definitely knew how to glam it up when the occasion arose. She is still very attractive, it's just......well, how do I put this delicately? She desperately needs a stylist....an agent....a friend.....or for gosh-sakes just some well-meaning stranger to say to her: Sharon........honey............seriously.............you are 48 years old now(at least that's what your resume says). Sharon Stone is definitely giving "Fatal Attraction" new meaning here. Sharon dear, please explain why you were attracted to a badly cut-up curtain from Ramada Inn, boldly pushing up your chest and sporting a very bad shag hairdo and flashing the peace sign? I know times are tough in Hollywood, and it's getting harder and harder for women your age to find good roles...........but really.... honey, I just have to say that this is not helping your cause one bit(Although I really do like the red shoes, and your legs look great girl!). Some Rehab Advice: Next time, skip the assymetrical hemline and opt for something a little more classic. And that wacky print.....how about a beautiful basic black gown? Think about giving us Audrey Hepburn -- not heartburn. We know you can do it Sharon. After all, you did rock the Oscars a few years back wearing a beautiful full flowing skirt and a basic black sleeveless turtleneck from the Gap. You have style and chutzpah girl..........you just need to get it workin' again. We wish you the best!