Friday, March 30, 2007

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm...........?

Huh.

Hmmmmmmm....................?

Well................OK.


All I gotta say is:

Whatever that "American Idol" Sanjaya kid has...................






Apparently.................




It's catching.

Yikes...........don't even get me started.


Hmmmm......here we have the beautiful and talented Courtney Love (at least, that's what she says).......scaring all of the nice beachgoers in Maui this week.



Apparently, Courtney is prancing around everywhere in a bathing suit lately.......showing off her new bod -- after losing 44 lbs. on some kind of "Crack and Robot Diet."

Ooooops. I think I read that wrong.

Sorry...........she said it was a "Macrobiotic Diet."

Oh well.

Easy mistake.

C'mon......we are talkin' about a former junkie and lead singer of a band called "Hole."

By the way...........what's up with her knee?

Yuck!

(Oh, see how I didn't even mention that crazy bathing suit.......yikes!)


And finally,

Ahhhhh...................................

Heather, Heather, Heather.




Mills, that is.

You "charity campaigner" you.
(At least that's what they're callin' ya on "Dancing With The Stars" )

Hmmm......she actually has been doing rather well on the show these past 2 weeks.

I dare say, people might even be starting to like her.

I even heard 'ol Paul sent her flowers after her first performance. What a nice ex he is......that Sir McCartney. He always was the cutest Beatle, doncha know.

Anyways....................

My final picture for today was taken as Heather was heading to the dance studio for practice this week.

Apparently...................

She was bringing along a few spares,

Just in case.


I guess that's what you'd call:

"Getting a 'leg up' on the competition" !


I know, I know.............

Sorry.

Oh well...................

Have a great weekend everybody!

I'm out.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Gotta Love That "YouTube" !


I don't know about you all..........but I've started using YouTube as my go-to site for catching clips of recent events or shows that I hear about -- that I may have missed first time around.

A funny bit on David Letterman? Click on YouTube.

A cool new commercial from The Gap? (I love the new "Dancing Couple w/Khakis")
YouTube again.

You get my drift.

Now, I must admit.......there is a bunch of junk on YouTube as well.

I mean seriously..........I'm startin' to think -- what's wrong with some of these people? Don't they have lives?

Well............I do have a life, but I just wanted to share the following video with y'all.

Actually, my son Will turned me on to it. It's from Saturday Night Live this past weekend.

Quarterback Peyton Manning was the host, and SNL created a very funny fake United Way Public Service Announcement for him.

Beware, some of the language is a little off-color (the real bad stuff is bleeped out), but the overall video is very funny.

Peyton...........a football.............and a bunch of young kids.

Priceless.

Hope you enjoy it...........





Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Movie Trailer Tuesday (Part Deux) - "Brokeback To The Future"



Hi again..............

Just thought I'd share one more movie mash-up for
"Movie Trailer Tuesday."

You may have already seen this one, it's been floating around the internet for about a year.

What can I say......... it makes me laugh.

There are a lot of these out there, some much better than others.

I've got a few more to share......but I'm gonna save 'em for future weeks.

As before, just click twice on the "Play" arrow.

Hope you enjoy it...............

Cagey :)

Sneak Peek: This Summer's First Big Blockbuster (I Wish!)



I dunno about you guys...........but I'd pay good money to see this big summer flick.

(Definitely NOT just any other teen movie!)

Hmmmmm.........

Just when you think Hollywood has run out of fresh ideas, they go and surprise ya.

Just click twice on the "Play" arrow ..........

I thought it was funny, I hope you enjoy.

(By the way, I'll apologize in advance for the "bad word" at the end........It starts with an "F")

Cagey :)

Monday, March 26, 2007

We're Wet.....We're Wild.....We're Back From The Beach!

Quick Question:

What's better than 7 days filled with sun, sand and seclusion?


Answer:

7 days spent searching for sun, sand and seclusion...........that's what!


Hey y'all.............

Yes, we're back from an interesting week, visiting beautiful Ft. Lauderdale Beach.

Ya know, the anticipation for this trip was almost too much to bear.

Just the mere thought of a week filled with sunblock, peace and quiet and the occasional umbrella drink-- brought a huge smile to our faces.

Hmmm..............
What's that saying about "best-laid plans" ?
Howz-about I tell y'all a little story.

First of all, let me say this -- Ft. Lauderdale Beach is nice......................



-- Nice and popular, that is.

Ya know, at first we weren't sure that we liked the crowds. But by the second afternoon, it seemed to have thinned out a bit -- and we were able to find a good spot for a lounge chair and some serious sunning.


Yes, there we are.

I think you can just make us out...........see.....there, just behind that large red umbrella in the middle.

"Hey..........watch those elbows there buddy, and just pass the SPF 30, will ya?"

After much jockeying for the perfect lounge chair placement, we finally found out that we had chosen an area of the beach known for it's celebrity sightings.

Now, knowing me as you do..........you understand that nothing made me happier than this news.

After settling in, our fellow sun-worshippers regaled us with stories of the celebs they had seen over the past few days --

For example:



An ecstatic Angelina Jolie, playing jet-ski tag with
Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax
(We're not sure if those were her kids -- or the partners in a multi-cultural Miami law firm)



A fit and trim Matt Lauer, on location in Fort Lauderdale--

-- filming his upcoming infomercial titled: "Abs of Steel -- Matt's Middle-Age, Mid-Section Muscle Miracles!"


In addition, a somewhat less fit and trim Hulk Hogan, also on hand to film an infomercial.

His has the dubious title: "Hulk Hogan's Seriously Slenderizing 'See-Food Diet' --When U See Food, U Eat It!"

(I may be a little out of touch with the weight-loss industry, but I'm thinkin' the Hulkster ain't gonna break many sales records with that one. )

Unfortunately, we braved the crowds on that beach for 3 days, and never once caught sight of a celeb.

(Although we did meet quite a few sunbathers who looked remarkably like George Hamil-TAN .........



.........there were still no real celebs in the bunch!)

Determined to find a more secluded spot for sunning, we ventured futher south.......off the beaten track -- and found a sheltered, overgrown pathway to a somewhat deserted island.

Solitude at last!

We were thrilled with our discovery, and enjoying the peace and quiet, when all of a sudden a strange rag-tag group of people appeared on our small stretch of sand.


They seemed very confused about our arrival (and what year it was) , and kept muttering something about a "Three Hour Tour."

We tried our best to explain that we weren't interested in a tour, we just wanted to get some sun and a little peace and quiet.

Unfortunately, they wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

The goofy one that they called "Little Buddy" kept trying to distract us, while the one that was some kind of a "Professor" tried to grab our iPod and cell phones.

We were quick, but The Prof did run away with my new digital watch.

Nice!

Luckily, we managed to escape (in the cutest little boat named "S.S. Minnow" ) -- and we sailed our way over to the other side of the island.

Aaahhhh...........

Peace and quiet at last!

Nope.

Believe it or not............it was quiet for all of about 10 minutes, and then another rag-tag group of beachcombers descended upon us.

C'mon people -- all we wanted was a little fun in the Florida sun............



.............and instead we get these jokers.

They were so super serious, and started asking us all sorts of cryptic questions about "The Others" and "The Hatch" and did we push "The button" .............

And then they're all......... "Why aren't the ratings as good this year?" and "Why can't ABC come up with a better lead-in for us?" and finally....... "If we're on a deserted island without any food, how come Hurley is still so big?"

I mean seriously...........we thought their questions would never end. And lord knows..........I didn't have any answers!

Between our fruitless search for sun and seclusion, and this crazy cast of characters -- our quest for a peaceful vacation was starting to feel like a conspiracy or something.

Thinking fast, I distracted the mad mob ("Look, a rescue boat -- full of "Nielsen Families!" ) --and we ran like the wind toward the nearest deserted stretch of beach we could find.

Ya know what?

We found it................

A nice, quiet, secluded stretch of beach.

No people, no chairs, no wacky "Professors" or questioning mobs.

Perfect for sunning and sleeping the day away.

Unfortunately, there would be no sleeping the day away.

It didn't take long for us to figure out why this beach was so empty.................


After a mere moments consideration, we decided -- Oh what the heck, what's a little jet engine noise........when you can finally have a beautiful sunny beach, all to yourself?

(Actually, the noise wasn't all that bad.........once we figured out how to make those earplugs out of seaweed. I just knew that subscription to Martha Stewart Living would come in handy some day! )

Well, I'm happy to report that we decided to finish out our vacation on that lovely, secluded (somewhat noisy) stretch of Florida sand.

We took our chances with the possible loss of life, limb and hearing -- just to have a little solitude.

But ya know what?

It did start to get a little lonely.

I mean.....yes, we did have that low-flying jet aircraft buzzing by every hour on the hour........

But no one else to talk to.

That is......until the last day.

Amazingly, like a siren from the sea -- a lone sunbather emerged from the ocean and sat down next to us --


We happily spent our last full day on the beach with our new friend Borat, a fellow traveler from a far-away land called Kazakhstan.

Aside from his curious choice of swimwear, Borat's only annoying habit was to continually ask: "Do you know what time it is?"

Unfortunately, "The Professor" had stolen my watch.

"No, Borat.......as I told you the last 50 times you asked, we don't know what time it is."

And then, for the 50th time --

"That's OK ladies.............eeeez 'Sexy Time' ! "

Let's just say.....by the end of that day, it wasn't so hard saying "bye, bye" to Borat.............

....................and "hello" to home.

So now we're back in Ohio........with only fond memories from our event-filled week at the beach.

After all of that unexpected vacation excitement, I hope this week isn't going to seem too boring.

Oh wait, I almost forgot -- we did find something that last day on the beach, and we brought it home with us as a souvenir.

A little sparkly thing that had washed up on the sand..............



Hmmmm.............now where did I put that bottle?

Friday, March 16, 2007

Headin' South.............



Hello Dear Readers..............

Just wanted to let y'all know that Red Carpet Rehab is takin' a little vacation.

Headin' down to sunny Fort Lauderdale tonight for a some much-needed R&R.

Ya know, The Fort used to be "Spring Break Paradise" ..............

Don't y'all remember the movie -- and the song:



Hmmmmm..........

Frankly, I'm more interested in:




"Where The Margaritas Are."


Haven't decided yet if I'll blog on break --

It depends on if the spirit moves me..........

.........OFF of the pool chair I'll be snoozin' on.

Don't worry.......I'm takin' my trusty laptop, just in case some big news hits.

(You never know, Miss Brit could meet some wacky guy in rehab who digs bald chicks and they could decide to tie the knot........or heaven forbid -- George Clooney could get caught playin' footsie with Lindsay Lohan -- it could happen, he's still pretty broken up about his pig dyin' and all.)

I'm guessin' there will most likely be a few blog comments here and there............what can I say, it's an addiction (heck -- it ain't called "Rehab" fer nuthin'!).

Ya know, it may be only 35 degrees in Columbus -- but it almost feels as if I'm already there --


"Yo, Bartender...........


.........make mine: 'on the rocks with extra salt'. Oh yeah, and you can spare me that whole "shaker show" thing...........thanks."

(Gee, that guy looks familiar!)


Oh well, have a great week everybody...........

Cagey :)

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Random Thoughts For A Thursday......



Hmmmm.................

Maybe professional soccer ain't such a boring sport after all!

Nice suit Becks --

Please let me be the first to say: "Welcome to America!"
(Any interest in playing for The Columbus Crew?)



"Hurry up Brad, if we can catch this kid -- that'll make it adoption #8. We're gettin' close to that baseball team you've been tryin' for!"



"Hey everybody...........check out my dad's hair!"



"Hair? Did somebody mention hair?"




Here we have a picture that lends itself to a joke about Demi Moore -- commenting on what she finds most attractive about hubby Ashton Kutcher...........but I'm a lady, I'm not gonna say it!


And finally.....................




Congratulations Tori and Dean!

Wow.........your new baby is too cute! What a handsome fella -- Yep, I see the family resemblance Tori.

Now, don't worry about takin' off all that baby weight. In that blue dress (that is barely covering your...........ya know...........) you don't look like you were ever pregnant. Well, maybe just a little, but you'll start droppin' the pounds pretty soon. Hang in there girlie.

By the way...........my present for y'all is in the mail.

A gift certificate for 5 years of free family therapy from Dr. Phil........for you and the little guy, when he gets older.

I have a feeling you're gonna need it.

Mazel Tov!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007


Monday, March 12, 2007

"I'll Take 'Dancing With The Stars' for $200 Alex........"


Huh?

I know, I know.........you're thinkin'.......... what the heck?

Was she on Jeopardy?

No -- not that smart.

Did she win some sort of crazy Conga contest in Canada?

Nope, never been there.

Did she pay her rent in LA by being an escort for aging game show hosts?

Heck no!
(I'm much too shy and reserved for that.)

No.......that's just a little 'ol photo reminder of my workin' girl days and my good buddy Alex Trebek.

Ya see -- back in the day (the late 80's, if you insist), I had the pleasure of working at a little company in LA called King World.




You may have heard of them.......they made their name syndicating Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy and big Mama herself......The Oprah Winfrey Show. King World sold those shows (among others) to television stations all across the country.

I was lucky enough to work in the advertising and promotion department. Most of my days were spent dealing with photos, publicity and ad materials for the aforementioned shows.

You know I hated that!
(Just think if I woulda had the internet back then.......yikes!)

Anyways.......I still see pictures of Vanna in evening gowns and that darn letter board in my sleep!


I also have to say -- Pat Sajak's hair has not moved since 1988.



Seriously.

One more thing........I saw lots and lots of pictures from lots and lots of photo shoots with Miss Oprah back then. Believe you me........some good, some.................



Just plain bad.

Now, I'm not sayin' that I would do anything as crazy as keep the negatives from one of them bad photo sessions -- but, ya never know...........a girl's gotta eat.

Let's just say that I have the photo editor at the Enquirer on speed dial -- and we'll leave it at that.


What started me on this walk down memory lane was some emails that I've been tradin' back and forth with my good friend Teri in LA.

She was my boss back then. My boss and my friend.

Well, she's no longer my boss -- just my friend.

Boy.........we had some fun times at that King World -- I gotta tell ya.
(There are many funny stories..........but those will have to wait until another blog day).

Teri
and I were just reminiscing....and it got me thinkin' about this photo shoot with Alex. I decided to go looking, and amazingly I found the pictures (no easy feat, believe me!).

That day, we had set-up a photo shoot with him, to get some new shots for Jeopardy publicity and ad materials.

Teri was nice enough to take me along, and I sat in the background checkin' everything out.

Here's where I gotta say that Alex really is a great guy. He's funny and charming and nice and handsome and..........not at all like the serious Mr. Smarty-Pants that he sometimes acts like on TV.

Well, Teri knew that my mom back in Ohio loved Alex.

So......at the end of the shoot, Teri says, "Hey Alex.....do you think you could take a photo with Kelly, so she can give it to her mom back in Ohio?"

One problem................

I didn't know she was gonna do that.

If you look closely at the photo -- hmmmm........on second thought, not too closely...........

I am about 6 different shades of red.

Alex -- Normal Flesh Tones.

Me -- Red As A Beet.

Nice!

Sooooo attractive, very subtle.

Gee, a room full of people -- and no one could tell that I was embarassed at all...........

What a geek!

Let's just say, I cautiously walked up to stand next to him to pose -- and he grabbed me and started dancing!

Seriously............

Dancing!

OK...........now make that 7 shades of red.

Alex said, "Let's get a good picture for her mother."

I'm thinking, "Let's stop before I burst into flames!"


(Here I am saying, "OK, that's great -- thank you so very much sir. I think we got it." Alex on the other hand is laughing and pointing at the photographer. I believe he was thinking -- "Is this hayseed for real? If she's this freaked out meeting me......imagine what she'd do if Bob Barker walked in!" )


Needless to say, Alex was a definite good sport, and the pictures were a big hit back in Ohio.

Me?

Well -- after I hurried into the shadows, cooled down and got my blood pressure back to normal......I was able to return to work.

And I darn well made sure not to go to any more photo shoots with Mr. Alex Trebek!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Well, I hope you all enjoyed my little visit to the past..............thanks for indulging me.

Remind me to tell you sometime about the day I ran into Richard Simmons in our waiting room...........and we were both wearing the exact same sweater!




Oh yeah....................that was another real good day for me.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

How About Some "Hairspray" ?


All of my talk yesterday about movie musicals sent me searching online to see if there was a trailer up yet for Hairspray -- it doesn't open in theatres until July 20th.

No trailer yet, but I did find the official website......and it does have a cute musical intro with one of the songs(sung by Queen Latifah), and lots of cute pix of the cast.

If you're interested, just click the link...........



Hope you enjoy it...........


(Check out Danny Zuko in drag!........I love it! )

'Til later,
Cagey :)

Friday, March 09, 2007

"Mamma Mia......Here I Go Again!"


So I just read online that plans are underway for the hit musical Mamma Mia to get the big-screen treatment.

I'm excited about this......even though I've never even seen the show.

Why?

Because the songs are awesome.........(I mean ABBA -- c'mon, those tunes are crazy-catchy! )


............and check out who they've signed to star in this extravaganza --



Yep....... Miss "Devil Wears Prada" Herself.........the mighty Meryl Streep........and..........



the very devilishly handsome and talented former "Bond.....James Bond" ............Pierce Brosnan.

Although I haven't seen the stage show, I do know the plot....and I think that these are 2 very interesting casting choices........therefore, I'm looking forward to this on the silver screen.

You may already know from reading this blog -- I love musicals. Broadway musicals, movie musicals.......... I'm a sucker for a good song and dance and a happily ever after. So sue me.

Unfortunately, Broadway muscials transferred to the big screen don't always work.

Just look at Dreamgirls. I was so looking forward to this flick.......but I thought that it fell a little flat. Don't get me wrong.......I liked the flick, and I loved Jennifer Hudson .......but in my eyes, it was just lacking something. I dunno......that extra Oooomph.

I am looking forward to the big-screen adaption of Hairspray, out this summer. I've already posted about this one before.

I loved the musical, and I can't wait to see my favorite guy from Grease (one of my all-time favorite movie musicals, OK, I have lots) -- Danny Zuko -- in drag, as big mama Edna Turnblad.

It may turn out badly, but I'm sure it won't be boring!

The songs and characters are really great, I hope I'm not disappointed.

We'll see.

I also want to mention the interesting trend that started a few years ago, where movies are being turned into musicals.

Some successful, some not.

Most of these you are probably familiar with, and may have even seen:

The Lion King, Beauty and The Beast, Tarzan, The Producers, The Wedding Singer, High Fidelity, Mary Poppins...........

and now.................. Legally Blonde.



I do think this is a film that could transfer well to musical theater.

Can't ya just see some cute pixie blonde as Elle Woods.....singin' her little sorority heart out to her tiny dog Bruiser, and pining for the boy that got away (by going to Harvard) ?


Broadway actress Laura Bell Bundy is originating the role of Elle in the show -- she was in the original cast of Hairspray and also in Wicked.


This show is set to open in early April on Broadway, and got good reviews in San Fran where they did previews. I've read a lot about it and it looks like it could be cute and fun.

Once again, we'll see.

Who knows -- I may just have told you about the next big thing to hit Broadway! (or in Bruiser's case.....the next little thing!)



Well...........that's all of my scoop for now.

I'm gonna go listen to some rockin' 80's tunes before I leave for work..........we're hittin' a local hot spot later to listen to an 80's cover band called The Reaganomics.

I've been tryin' to catch their act since this summer........and we're finally gonna see 'em tonight.

You all remember the 80's, and those early days of MTV........ya know.......when they actually showed something called music videos?

Well, The Reaganomics set list includes all the oldies but goodies:

My Sharona, 867-5309(Jenny, Jenny), Hungry Like The Wolf, Freeze Frame, Addicted To Love, Careless Whisper, Come On Eileen, What I Like About You, Whip It, Tainted Love, Rock This Town, Super Freak, Love Shack, I Melt With You................

I could go on and on.

Hope some of those song titles brought back a few good memories for ya. You know I'll be singin' (and dancin') along..........

Have a great weekend everybody............. don't forget to: "Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go)" !

Cagey :)

Monday, March 05, 2007

As Promised.....Some Of My Oscar Party Pix!


(Here's the photo op area, set-up in my driveway -- with all of the uninvited neighbors goin' crazy with their cameras!)



Hey there........I know that I promised you all a peek into my famous Oscar Night viewing party. Well, it's taken me all week to sort through the photos......but I think I've put together a little portfolio that you just might enjoy.

You may remember, I ask all invited to try to dress-up for the event ......either with a movie-theme or in their best Red Carpet attire.

As you'll see......some guests really get into the spirit of the occasion!

I know you won't know everyone, so I'll try my best to caption them for you.............



Here are my neighbors and good friends, Abner and Gladys Kravitz. Don't they look great.....all dolled up as Jack and Rose from Titanic ? That make-up job is super.....you'd never know that they were in their mid-80's. Great job guys! By the way........you should have seen Abner get a little tipsy, jump up on my dining room table and yell...... "I'm King of the world!" I thought Gladys was gonna throttle him! (Actually, I thought Abner was gonna break a hip!)


Here is a shot of some crazy guests who decided to dress with the movie theme....... The Devil Wears Prada meets Shrek (Not to be confused with -- Godzilla Meets King Kong ). Now, I don't know about the Devil -- but that make-up job on Shrek is fantastic..... good show!



Here's my neighbor Madge Monroe, helping her friend Lupe LaHosa finish her champagne cocktail. Madge was so glam.......and in honor of big winner Helen Mirren, she decided to speak with a fake British accent all night. Lupe, although born and raised in Bexley, Ohio --surprisingly spoke with a very authentic Spanish accent. Go figure.



Here we have party guests James Taylor and Elizabeth Taylor. Honestly, those are their real names -- actual celebrities......at my party! James (aka: Jamie) looks a little worse for the wear, due to the fact that the lovely Liz (like the naughty Madge Monroe above) has been forcing her special recipe champagne cocktails on him all evening. Liz definitely knows her way around a liquor cabinet, if you know what I mean! I'm not sure what movie theme Jamie is dressed up as( Ernest Goes To Camp ?)....but La Liz is definitely glammed up and Red Carpet ready in her gorgeous retro polka-dot cocktail dress and Harry Winston jewels. C'est magnifique Leeeeez .....and keep those champagne cocktails a-comin'!



Ahhhhh......talk about soccer moms puttin' on the ritz! Check out my good friends Jan and Cheryl, enjoying a special moment during the festivities. Let's listen in:

Jan: You look fab!
Cheryl: No, you look fab!
Jan: No......you!
Cheryl: No......you!
Jan: Well, I love your necklace!
Cheryl: Well, I love your big 'ol bow!
Jan: Hmmm......is that necklace from TJ Maxx? I think I saw it there last week.
Cheryl: No.....but I did see your dress at Marshall's, they just didn't have my size.
Jan: You are soooo funny, that's what people always say about you.....you're soooo funny.
Cheryl: Gee, that's not exactly what they say about you.......
Jan: What?!
Cheryl: No, I mean......no one is saying anything about you.....I mean not tonight anyway.
Jan: What?!
Cheryl: Oh forget it. I think I see Liz Taylor over there, I need another one of her famous champagne cocktails. How 'bout you?
Jan: No, I think you've had enough.......I mean, I've had enough.......I mean.....oh screw it.......yeah, make it a double.

Those are two seriously fun chicks to have at a party. Later, they fired up the karaoke machine and sang a rousing duet to "Devil With The (Bad) Dress On." Awesome!



Also at the party, a few members of the cast of the East Columbus Community Theatre's ground-breaking production of the hit musical, "The Full Monty." Due to the lack of enough willing males at the audition -- it was decided that this production would be family-friendly and gender neutral. Men, women, kids, dogs -- but no stripping. Unfortunately, most reviewers have dubbed it: "The Dull Monty." Oh well......not everyone is willing to accept artistic change. I say, Bravo gang. Break a leg!



Speaking of actors, just look who was the life of my Oscar party.......my naughty friends EJ and Cy. These two happy fellas starred in last season's Short North Community Theatre production of "Back To Brokeback: A Musical Cowboy Extravaganza." Seriously, the guys were great.......and brought down down the house nightly with their emotional renditions of: "Climb Every (Brokeback) Mountain" and "Mamas, Please Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys." Such a treat!



Of course, every fun party has to have prizes. The best costume award went to my dog Gracie. She's actually a Black Lab.......but walked the Red Carpet dressed as her favorite movie hero --

......... Benji .

Good job girl -- great costume!



Finally, here we have crazy party guests Jules and JJ. Luckily, these two fun gals attend the big party every year. Unfortunately, this year -- after having a few too many champagne cocktails -- they decided to perform a dramatic interpretation of the final scene from Thelma and Louise. I finally had to stop them when they took out a map and asked for the keys to my car. I've seen method acting before, but this was ridiculous. Save it for the silver screen ladies!


Well, as you can see..........another big Oscar Show -- another great party night.

It's always fun....... but I'm honestly thinking of moving the event to the Hyatt Grand Ballroom next year. You should have seen my bathroom when these people left --


-- seriously........were they raised by wolves?!

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed your little peek into my annual Oscar soiree --

Until next year dahlings..............