Well Brit........We Knew It Was Gonna Happen, We Just Didn't Know When

OK.....There are just certain things that you take for granted. Things that you know are gonna happen....ya just know. These things are not a surprise. The sunrise for instance. The sunset. The loss of one of your favorite socks in the dryer (where do they go, by the way?). And.....the break-up of Britney Spears and Kevin (K-Fed) Federline.



I mean, seriously...............is anyone on God's Green Earth surprised at this news? I wasn't even going to blog about this......I seriously could care less, but I just wanted to say a few brief words, and then be done with it. (Maybe!)

I feel sorry for Brit-Brit, I really do. She is now going to be a very busy divorced mother of 2. How will she ever juggle everything? Trying to work on her post-baby body, record a new album, go on tour, keep all those money-hungry trailer-trash relatives from hangin' around, fight K-Fed for custody..........all while tryin' to wrassle with Miss Cameron Diaz to get that cute little Justin Timberlake back!


You just know she loved Justin all along. We all know Brit was slummin' it with K-Fed, just to make Justin jealous. I mean....c'mon........look at the guy......



Britney.........you go girl! You've made a good first step in kickin' that scuzzy
K-Fed to the curb. Hold your ground girl...............don't you dare let him come a crawlin' back to the trailer. Lock that door and take away his key!

Oh yeah.........what about that "Manny" you hired a while back. The cute, studly one who had been in the military? He seemed like such a stable guy. He held the door for you, seemed good with the baby.....and even helped you when you almost dropped little Sean Preston on his head on the sidewalk in NYC not too long ago (the fault of those darn paparazzi, again!).


Anyways.......that "Manny" (Male-Nanny, doncha know.....).......he was a
cutie-patootie. think his name was Perry, wasn't it? What about him as a "rebound" boyfriend?........just until you get your "SexyBack" ..............so you can steal Justin back from that skanky Cam Diaz.



Think about it Brit .............it's a good plan.

Call me, we'll talk. I'll bring the Red Bull........you can bring the babies.