If You Liked Tori And The "90210" Gang....This One's For You!

Dear Tori Spelling Shanian McDermott,

Tori, Tori, Tori...........it's like so cool that you are preggers, and finally starting to show. You are five months pregnant now, and it's the fun time when you can wear neat maternity outfits, and go out on the town. Oh yeah....and have the paparazzi take your picture on the red carpet, and people will oooh and aaah about how you are absolutely glowing!

You go girl!

Hey.......what a great event to show off your glow! The recent DVD release party for "Beverly Hills 90210" on Friday, November 3rd. It was so nice of you and all of your former co-stars to come out in support of the DVD release of your old show...........


( Hey....what's with the jeans and sweatshirt, Ziering? )


........even though the gossip mill was churning that y'all were gonna boycott the party because you actors weren't gettin' any profits from the DVD sales ( guess it wasn't written into your contracts way back when......ooops! )

Well wouldn't ya know it.........good 'ol Ian Ziering (he played Steve Sanders) came to the rescue, had a pow-wow with all you folks and brought you to your senses.

Way to go, dude!
( Guess Ian was too busy pow-wow-ing to go to Saks and get a new suit! )

True, you won't be gettin' any more dough.........but you came out in support of the "90210" Brand. It's popular all over the world, doncha know.

(I don't believe any of those snarky types that insist that Ziering did it only because it was the first red carpet event he had been invited to all year -- celebrities would never do anything just to get their picture in the papers........)

Anyways.............

The big party was held and everyone came out....all glammed up and glowing. Everyone except...........


................that nasty Brenda Walsh herself, Shannen Doherty .....and the hunkalicious Luke (Dylan McKay) Perry.

What nerve! Didn't Shannen used to be like one of your best friends? Daddy Spelling put that chick on the map. Oh....hang on, I just got word that both kids were no-shows due to the unfortunate fact that they were running late after standing in the unemployment line all afternoon. Guess they didn't have time to get all snazzy for the party. Too bad kiddies, maybe next time.

Well....the rest of the gang was there. All bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Jason (Brandon Walsh) Priestly, Jennie (Kelly Taylor) Garth, Gabrielle (Andrea Zuckerman) Carteris, Brian (David Silver) Austin Green, and the aforementioned Ian Ziering. Your pal Jennie Garth even managed to attend and look glam, less than one month after giving birth to her third child.

Way to go, Jennie!


Well......that brings us to you, dear Tori.

Yes, you did attend the event (You made sure to arrive an hour AFTER the rest of the cast, but you did attend). Yes, you brought that new hubby of yours.....Dean ( "I fell for Tori, and walked out on my pregnant 1st wife" ) McDermott.


( He even wore a suit.....no tie, but a suit nonetheless. )

After seeing the photos from this event, it's plain to see that your pregnancy is progressing nicely....and you do indeed look happy and glowing. We're happy for you, Tor. We really are. We know that you've been through a rough patch lately.

What with the big 1st wedding and the marriage that went bust.......using your infamous beauty and feminine wiles .........



.........to snatch a pregnant woman's husband......Daddy and Mommy mad at you......


............Daddy passing away and Mommy being mean about the will ( and saying oh so nasty things about you in the press ).....and finally marrying your "soul mate", and becoming pregnant.

Whew............you've had a lot goin' on girl.

Just a minor suggestion, Tor............keep on getting glammed up, going out to events, and hittin' the red carpet. Take Dean if you have to.

But just keep an eye on those pesky photographers. They have a tendency to try to catch you in an unflattering pose. I know it's hard to believe.....but some angles, they aren't very flattering to you. Much like Shannen Doherty....certain angles, they are definitely NOT your friend.



From the front:

A lotta skin.....but not too terribly bad.





From the back:

Probably.....your best angle.........



But in this dress..........from the left and right sides............



Seriously, Tor.......................don't do that again.

We can see your "SAG cards" ......if you know what I mean.

Like I said...........with the photogs......watch the angles, and we'll all be better off.

Oh yeah.........I almost forgot. Enjoy that second trimester, Tor......... I'm sure we'll be seein' ya in another cute maternity frock real soon (I hear "Bubble Dresses" are all the rage right now ).

Love,

Cagey :)